Category Archives: Movies

Rerun Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants Is Like Dragon Slayer

Posted on April 19, 2012 by

27 Aug 2009 Rerun Was going to just do reruns from 2006, but what the hell. August 10 2005 Travelling Pants: Life is like Dragon Slayer I still can’t believe I was dragged to this chik-flik. Ugh. The story is … Continue reading →

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Rerun My Snakes On A Plane

Posted on April 17, 2012 by

16 Aug 2009 Rerun: Snakes On A Plane I miss doing reruns, so here’s another one. August 22 2006 My Snakes On A Plane Skinny man with circular glasses wearing a suit and holding a rolled up newspaper waits for … Continue reading →

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Curbside The Hungry Games Spoiler

Posted on March 30, 2012 by

Not that great of a movie for me. It was very similar to Battle Royal and The Running Man and maybe a bit like my blog Death Row Games. It seemed really slow for the first hour and many other … Continue reading →

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Why I Don’t Write Porn

Posted on March 17, 2012 by

19 Jan 2011 Why I Don’t Write Porn If I did write porn I’d HAVE to write silly lines and things, lots of laughter in the bed. Lots of little puns and metaphors. “Lady in distress, lady in this dress, … Continue reading →

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Hancock

Posted on January 1, 2012 by

8 Jul 2008 Spoiler Alert!! Hancock Ok, I like movies with lots of little twists and subplots. I like action movies, swear words, passion and chemistry. I also really enjoy spin doctor stuff. Hancock has all of this. Sorry no … Continue reading →

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Spoiler, Behind the scenes: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Posted on December 27, 2011 by

Okay, first let’s delete the interactions between Daniel Craig and all the other actors. Let’s get rid of the fact that Daniel Craig’s character was a pacifist in the original. I don’t want any communication between Salander and Craig online. … Continue reading →

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Rejected Movies

Posted on December 5, 2011 by

10 May 2008 Well my idea of Gene Simmons being Joker in the next Batman movie was rejected. I thought a guy who rocks on stage in make up selling things to a mass audience trying to take over the … Continue reading →

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Spoiler Alert: Hitman

Posted on November 22, 2011 by

20 Jan 2008 Hitman Spoiler Alert These guns are my angels wings they lift me up above the drudgery of regular day to day life. They give me purpose and meaning. A balance of right and wrong. You may call … Continue reading →

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Spoiler Alert: August Rush

Posted on November 20, 2011 by

  17 Jan 2008 Now, I never heard of this movie before being tugged into seeing it. And man, the first twenty minutes made me feel like this was going to be one of THE best horror movies I’d ever … Continue reading →

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Review: I Am Legend

Posted on November 12, 2011 by

22 Dec 2007 I Am Legend Holy suckload of suck! Okay, first thing I noticed is the streets weren’t caving in, the water and power still work, and where’d all the animals come from? After that the story just seemed … Continue reading →

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